May 2013
pertlattimers:
“british tv is SO MUCH BETTER THAN AMERICAN TV it’s so much more sophisticated”
*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
earthnation:
people who have the same name as me are competition
3 tags
Friend: bye guys
Me: hi ladies mwahhh
Friend: .....?
Me: block b? no? ok...
cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
“You have to find the right distance between people. Too close, and they...”
– Hanif Kureishi (via pythons)
apatheticghost:
my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
dalestuckies:
i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
writing is safer, somehow because my pen cannot stutter like my lips do, and words get stuck in throats, not fingertips, can’t stumble on paper trails of blue lines because writing is definite and clear and no one can tell if i am crying or laughing through written words alone
malijuanastyles:
All I do at school is watch all the girls pretend to be friends with each other
croutoncat:
powerpoint more like powerwhatsthepoint
“The book creates the experience. If I’m loving something, I suddenly discover...”
– Jonathan Franzen - By the Book - NYTimes.com (via hobartpulp)
i quite like myself slouched over a television with a broken remote, pale skin alive with glowing colours at 3:33 in the morning
i think i am at my best when i am hovered over the kitchen sink just after dark running hot water over my raw fingers
i feel great when i am sprawled across my bed crying before i even wake up sun pushing, unwanted, through a dirty window
i am very happy with who...
pokemonyewest:
Hate gets you nowhere
You gotta be positive
andthenilonawasalllike:
“can u not” has been my mental response to almost everything that happens these days
hvrdstyle:
“haha yeah” *i awkwardly chuckle pretending i know what you just said*
silverhex:
i’d actually go running if there wasnt anybody around to see me stop after 43 seconds
deathofadeity:
iamwizz:
The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you
Half of tumblr finally gets laid
inkerdoodle:
excuse me favorite character did i give you permission to die
“I’m too African to be coy about love.”
– Warsan Shire (via youre-my-creation)
thebbcisslowlykillingme:
meulins-choice-ass:
whodoyouthinkyourefooling:
funfreacksnc:
babyferaligator:
trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay
u are the future
find the hay in the needlestack tho
Big Magnet.
if we ever get off this fucking website we are going to do great things
burningthefallenangel:
sixthgunforlife:
the-devils-beast:
nicodoublele:
when you have so many ideas, but no talent
When you have so much talent, but no ideas
When you have no ideas and no talent.
^^^
